this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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