We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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