do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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