no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I got inside last night via doggy door
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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