think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Randomize
