You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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