I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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