For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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