these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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