I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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