I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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