I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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