Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
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Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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