We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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