so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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