Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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