Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
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