The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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