Only a mothe r could love this liver
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Your cock deserves a montage
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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