physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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