im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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