I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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