her vagine was all disorganized.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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