Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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