I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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