The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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