So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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