I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
we're so committed to being not committed
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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