Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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