Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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