i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
You took a bar mat shot.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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