I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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