i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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