It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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