mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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