Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
God, I missed his penis.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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