on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
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