i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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