and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize
