Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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