Can Purell be used as lube?
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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