You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
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