Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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