Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
We're too hungover to prance.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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