Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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