can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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