so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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