Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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