Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize
