He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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