Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Randomize
