why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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