I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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