If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
