I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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