Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
cat food counts as protein by the way
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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